Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!