Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

I'm getting angry at liberals.

Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it from our cold dead minds.

Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.

Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it "The No Fact Zone.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?