Donald Trump, yes, he's somebody's little boy. But he is his ideas because his ideas are what's going to affect us. As a man, he can do very little. But his ideas could kill us all.

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.

I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?

Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.

I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock