Donald Trump, yes, he's somebody's little boy. But he is his ideas because his ideas are what's going to affect us. As a man, he can do very little. But his ideas could kill us all.

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

Arbitrary rules teach kids discipline: If every rule made sense, they wouldn't be learning respect for authority, they'd be learning logic.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.