Donald Trump, yes, he's somebody's little boy. But he is his ideas because his ideas are what's going to affect us. As a man, he can do very little. But his ideas could kill us all.

Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate.

I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.