Donald Trump, yes, he's somebody's little boy. But he is his ideas because his ideas are what's going to affect us. As a man, he can do very little. But his ideas could kill us all.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.