Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.
As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.
And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.
I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.
Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.