I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!

I have no interest in behaving or thinking cynically. But it's an easy trap to be cynical about anything, certainly when you're talking about politics or the media.

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.