Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.

Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.

We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and then voted for the people who reauthorized it, then voted for the people who re-re-authorize d it.

Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?