Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.

News for the godless: religion is inescapable. there has never been a human society without some form of worship. And don't point to communist societies like the Soviet Union - they worshipped blue jeans.

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.