That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and over until they finally cut to the gravy shot.

This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.

What are the origins of dressage? Did just, one day, some young horse say to his dad, 'Dad, I don't want to charge into battle...I just wanna dance'?

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.