I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.
You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.
When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.
If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.