What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.