What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours
Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.
They think I'm silly. I do silly things. I fall down and run into things. I talk to inanimate objects. I'll hold a pickup stick to my ear and say, "What? What's that? I can't hear you
You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.