Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!
Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.
Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.
We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.
Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'