I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.