It's much better to invite the audience to be part of your show rather than saying, "I command you to do this." The other thing is, you have to follow through. If you initiate a game and they take part, you can't stop until it reaches a mutually satisfying resolution.

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.

I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.