Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
Stephen ColbertYou don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.
Stephen ColbertI would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.
Stephen ColbertYou see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.
Stephen Colbert