I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun