I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.