Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

If it's called THE USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

Equations are the devil's sentences.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights.