The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.
If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.