A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust.

I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. We don't lead, we only follow. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your work.

I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.

If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.