It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

Most people tire of a lecture in ten minutes; clever people can do it in five. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. But the people who do go to a lecture and who get tired of it, presently hold it as a sort of grudge against the lecturer personally. In reality his sufferings are worse than theirs.

The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.

He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.