It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

The student of arithmetic who has mastered the first four rules of his art, and successfully striven with money sums and fractions, finds himself confronted by an unbroken expanse of questions known as problems.

The English are terribly lazy about fighting. They like to get it over and done with and then set up a game of cricket.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.