Writing is not hard. Just get paper and pencil, sit down, and write as it occurs to you. The writing is easy-it's the occurring that's hard.

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.