An office is a machine for dying.
The best way of getting into something is to think of it as mischief.
Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.
In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.
A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.