Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

The law is where reality goes to die.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.