One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails