One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.