One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot

In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.