Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork.

There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.