Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!

I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is someway.

I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.