Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
My father was a small claims court jester.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.