Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.

I had amnesia once or twice.

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.