I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
Clones are people two.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.