What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."