Is it possible to be totally partial?
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?