If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

My father was a small claims court jester.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."