Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.