If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

I was skydiving horizontally.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.