If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

Is 'tired old cliché' one?