My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.