The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."

The speed of time is one second per second.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?