The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
At one point he decided enough was enough.
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.