I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?