Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.