Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.