Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Is 'tired old cliché' one?

I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.