A fool and his money are soon partying.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

What do batteries run on?

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.