I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
Steven WrightI watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Steven WrightThe Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright