I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?