If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.