always remember your unique, just like everone else

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"