always remember your unique, just like everone else

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.