What a nice night for an evening.

I can't stop thinking like this.

While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

I was skydiving horizontally.