Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.