If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I was skydiving horizontally.
My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?