Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.