If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.