If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I washed mud off of mud.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.