You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.