I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'