I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.