You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.