I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?