Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!