Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.