Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?