I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Do fish get cramps after eating?