When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

The speed of time is one second per second.