I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

What a nice night for an evening.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?