OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

How young can you die of old age?

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".

No one is listening until you make a mistake.