OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."

What's another word for Thesaurus?