I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Sometimes I... No, I don't.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.