When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?