I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em

My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?