I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
Steven WrightImagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
Steven WrightIt seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'
Steven Wright