I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?