Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?