How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.

Is 'tired old cliché' one?

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.