The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.