Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.

I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.