I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.