Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.

How can there be self-help groups?

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?