I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.