What do batteries run on?

Clones are people two.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done."

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.