I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?