In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know . . . my calendar has no sevens on it."