I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?