I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'