Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
The sky already fell. Now what?
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.