When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
Half the people you know are below average.
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."