Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

I was an only child, eventually.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?