Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

The speed of time is one second per second.

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.