Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?