Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.