The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.