The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
Iām so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.