The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?