What's another word for Thesaurus?
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.