I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
How do you tell when youโre out of invisible ink?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."
I lost a button hole.