You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
I was an only child, eventually.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'