I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.